Once upon a time, in the highly fictional world in which Shane did not go to Texas Tech for graduate school, he was not recently mugged at screwdriver-point. The End.I'm sorry I can't stop making terrible jokes. It's just--bicycles? screwdrivers? and where did they get a tire-iron, anyway? Ugh. Just thinking "tire-iron" makes me shudder. Best of luck to Shane in his continued convalescence.
If this ends up being the only fan fiction post, at least we can say we tried, and that we offended mightily in our brief time together.
P.S. Fagnette looks really, really wrong.
